Craptacular! eBay's finest tat

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Ever seen something (mini branded) so horrific on eBay that you had to show someone?
Something you wouldn't buy anyone, even as a joke?
Something that screams PIKEY!! to normal people?
Share it here!

I'll kick off with a terrible steering wheel (possibly originally intended to be packaged with a playstation game or something?)
http://cgi.ebay.ie/Steering-Wheel-MINI- ... 767wt_1139

Carbon gimp masks for your rear lights? Right this way sir...

http://cgi.ebay.ie/2001-2005-Mini-Coope ... 3694wt_939


Or, for the ultimate in pikey :
http://cgi.ebay.ie/BMW-MINI-BONNET-BADG ... _951wt_905

Beat these if you can! The winner will get a MINI branded wife-beater vest, or MINI branded hoopy earrings, and a six pack of Dutch Gold.