Tiger Woods jokes

[irlmin]

A Week or two late but i will start here with a few , please feel free to add .

* What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
* Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are said to be named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”

* News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods’ crash. They are calling it, “Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger,” or how about “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”?
* What do you buy a Tiger for Christmas?…A new windshield!
* Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette because he said that “this was the closest shave I have had yet.”
* Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
* Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
* Tiger uses clubs to hit golf balls while his wife uses clubs to hit tigers balls.
* Just because you’re the world’s no. 1 golfer, it doesn’t mean you can’t be beaten by your wife.

[irlmin]

Another one .
Why was Tiger out at 2am?

cos his wife wanted to go clubbing

[madbrummie]

When asked what Tiger was like in bed, his lover said he was GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT

[Derfinn]

What's the difference between Tiger and Santa?

Santa only has 3 Hos