by ken79 » Thu May 22, 2008 5:32 pm
MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swappettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only
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