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Postby ONED » Thu May 22, 2008 3:28 pm

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swappettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the
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Postby ken79 » Thu May 22, 2008 5:32 pm

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swappettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only
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Postby ONED » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:40 pm

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swappettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only gay in the village, Anand
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Postby MiniMpi » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:08 pm

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swappettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only gay in the village, Anand in his stolen cabrio went
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Postby ONED » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:11 pm

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Postby MiniMpi » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:17 pm

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Postby Bawnee » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:08 am

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swappettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only gay in the village, Anand in his stolen cabrio went by with lightningd in
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Postby MiniMpi » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:14 am

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swappettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only gay in the village, Anand in his stolen cabrio went by with lightningd in a frenzy of passion after
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Postby Bawnee » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:19 am

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swappettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only gay in the village, Anand in his stolen cabrio went by with lightningd in a frenzy of passion after leaving the love of his
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Postby ONED » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:17 am

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swappettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only gay in the village, Anand in his stolen cabrio went by with lightningd in a frenzy of passion after leaving the love of his lunchbox. Suddenly they skidded on
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Postby ONED » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:24 am

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Postby DerekJ » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:59 pm

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swappettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only gay in the village, Anand in his stolen cabrio went by with lightningd in a frenzy of passion after leaving the love of his lunchbox. Suddenly they skidded on a warm thick sticky
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Postby irlmin » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:09 pm

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swappettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only gay in the village, Anand in his stolen cabrio went by with lightningd in a frenzy of passion after leaving the love of his lunchbox. Suddenly they skidded on a warm thick sticky tide of 0-40 synthetic from Fergs
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Postby ONED » Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:49 pm

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swappettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only gay in the village, Anand in his stolen cabrio went by with lightningd in a frenzy of passion after leaving the love of his lunchbox. Suddenly they skidded on a warm thick sticky tide of 0-40 synthetic from Fergs left Testicle after he spent
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Postby MiniMpi » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:21 am

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swappettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only gay in the village, Anand in his stolen cabrio went by with lightningd in a frenzy of passion after leaving the love of his lunchbox. Suddenly they skidded on a warm thick sticky tide of 0-40 synthetic from Fergs left Testicle after he spent ages trying to help Alvin
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