The MINI Club of Ireland

Then suddenly out of the muck and clabber came a langer of the highest proportion with a combover from hell, it was Anand just back from the land of lost love and huge crabs, which were eating their way through the reminants of Ger's favorite pink string vest. Chris, became annoyed at this

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swampettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only gay in the village, Anand in his stolen cabrio went by with lightningd in a frenzy of passion after leaving the love of his lunchbox. Suddenly they skidded on a warm thick sticky tide of 0-40 synthetic from Fergs left Testicle after he spent ages trying to help Alvin with the Cabrio valet, which was starting to look rather dirty after a weekend away behind the small church at Gougane Barra where Swampette it planked after a rather strange sighting which was captured on camera BUT for the lightning strike on it.which caused Ferg to flash his pearly whites at Owen who was shocked by the sight of what he could only describe as being like a phalic worship by well known cosmic traveller and Pi$$ Artist who's materials included white Unicorn hair which blew all around his party wagon, leaving a trail of dandruff, Then suddenly out of the muck and clabber came a langer of the highest proportion with a combover from hell, it was Anand just back from the land of lost love and huge crabs, which were eating their way through the reminants of Ger's favorite pink string vest. Chris, became annoyed at this as it was hand

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swampettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only gay in the village, Anand in his stolen cabrio went by with lightningd in a frenzy of passion after leaving the love of his lunchbox. Suddenly they skidded on a warm thick sticky tide of 0-40 synthetic from Fergs left Testicle after he spent ages trying to help Alvin with the Cabrio valet, which was starting to look rather dirty after a weekend away behind the small church at Gougane Barra where Swampette it planked after a rather strange sighting which was captured on camera BUT for the lightning strike on it.which caused Ferg to flash his pearly whites at Owen who was shocked by the sight of what he could only describe as being like a phalic worship by well known cosmic traveller and Pi$$ Artist who's materials included white Unicorn hair which blew all around his party wagon, leaving a trail of dandruff, Then suddenly out of the muck and clabber came a langer of the highest proportion with a combover from hell, it was Anand just back from the land of lost love and huge crabs, which were eating their way through the reminants of Ger's favorite pink string vest. Chris, became annoyed at this as it was hand painted by little OompaLoompas who

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swampettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only gay in the village, Anand in his stolen cabrio went by with lightningd in a frenzy of passion after leaving the love of his lunchbox. Suddenly they skidded on a warm thick sticky tide of 0-40 synthetic from Fergs left Testicle after he spent ages trying to help Alvin with the Cabrio valet, which was starting to look rather dirty after a weekend away behind the small church at Gougane Barra where Swampette it planked after a rather strange sighting which was captured on camera BUT for the lightning strike on it.which caused Ferg to flash his pearly whites at Owen who was shocked by the sight of what he could only describe as being like a phalic worship by well known cosmic traveller and Pi$$ Artist who's materials included white Unicorn hair which blew all around his party wagon, leaving a trail of dandruff, Then suddenly out of the muck and clabber came a langer of the highest proportion with a combover from hell, it was Anand just back from the land of lost love and huge crabs, which were eating their way through the reminants of Ger's favorite pink string vest. Chris, became annoyed at this as it was hand painted by little OompaLoompas who also did his green jumper

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swampettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only gay in the village, Anand in his stolen cabrio went by with lightningd in a frenzy of passion after leaving the love of his lunchbox. Suddenly they skidded on a warm thick sticky tide of 0-40 synthetic from Fergs left Testicle after he spent ages trying to help Alvin with the Cabrio valet, which was starting to look rather dirty after a weekend away behind the small church at Gougane Barra where Swampette it planked after a rather strange sighting which was captured on camera BUT for the lightning strike on it.which caused Ferg to flash his pearly whites at Owen who was shocked by the sight of what he could only describe as being like a phalic worship by well known cosmic traveller and Pi$$ Artist who's materials included white Unicorn hair which blew all around his party wagon, leaving a trail of dandruff, Then suddenly out of the muck and clabber came a langer of the highest proportion with a combover from hell, it was Anand just back from the land of lost love and huge crabs, which were eating their way through the reminants of Ger's favorite pink string vest. Chris, became annoyed at this as it was hand painted by little OompaLoompas who also did his green jumper willy wonka went absolutely nuts

MTI was fast approaching and Ferg had to prepare the platform shoes from eBay for his performance of Riverdance in 70's Disco style because he had a promise to wear tight trousers despite the fact that he'd loaned his wee nutz to Spuudd who had returned them intact! (But a little deformed).Then in the mid'st of all The Hoff's cheeky chest wig broke loose from it's moorings and began the journey West fueled only by Brute aftershave and the unmistakable sounds of squelching from the back of Fergs MPI, where earlier he made the terrible mistake of leaving the remains of his sump in his small pink jockstrap that had the initial B hand-engraved by umpa lumpas along with swampettes long shiny hair extensions which she borrowed from Ger who uses engine oil to lubricate his mistress's puppies which had been trapped in the early 1970s, surprisingly enough Ferg knew nothing of this! As they waited in the bus shelter for the only gay in the village, Anand in his stolen cabrio went by with lightningd in a frenzy of passion after leaving the love of his lunchbox. Suddenly they skidded on a warm thick sticky tide of 0-40 synthetic from Fergs left Testicle after he spent ages trying to help Alvin with the Cabrio valet, which was starting to look rather dirty after a weekend away behind the small church at Gougane Barra where Swampette it planked after a rather strange sighting which was captured on camera BUT for the lightning strike on it.which caused Ferg to flash his pearly whites at Owen who was shocked by the sight of what he could only describe as being like a phalic worship by well known cosmic traveller and Pi$$ Artist who's materials included white Unicorn hair which blew all around his party wagon, leaving a trail of dandruff, Then suddenly out of the muck and clabber came a langer of the highest proportion with a combover from hell, it was Anand just back from the land of lost love and huge crabs, which were eating their way through the reminants of Ger's favorite pink string vest. Chris, became annoyed at this as it was hand painted by little OompaLoompas who also did his green jumper willy wonka went absolutely nuts when he found