(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five minutes more to watch the game before helping out around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is acyually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing..(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'You're welcome' . That will bring on a 'Whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F*** YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's Wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
