by 1lightningd » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:44 pm
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one
of
Those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers,
"Which one do you mean, sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95,
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95"
The amazed father asks: "You what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: Sir...,
"Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer
and...One of Ken's Friends.