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Joke for Today
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:17 pmby irlmin
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million
ransom; otherwise, they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a gallon."
Posted:
Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:19 pmby AidenL
Posted:
Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:23 pmby irlmin
And another ;
Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Posted:
Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:38 pmby jimskater
Even at the ruinous rates for petrol in Eire, that might be worth it.
:P
Posted:
Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:43 pmby irlmin
He's some Ass**le alright and You know the worst thing His reign has left a very F**ked up world that will take years to sort out .
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G
Posted:
Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:45 pmby 1lightningd
:?
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:48 pmby swampette
Yuck...don't get me started on George Bush....what a tosser...... :evil: :evil:
Posted:
Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:49 amby Sparkie
swampette wrote:Yuck...don't get me started on George Bush....what a tosser...... :evil: :evil:
here here
Posted:
Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:34 amby jimskater
irlmin wrote:He's some Ass**le alright and You know the worst thing His reign has left a very F**ked up world that will take years to sort out .
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G
Couldn't agree more, Ger. I'll even say it in Ireland, when I'm there---which will make me, in a weird, sorta fey way, an honorary Dixie Chick.
Can't wait for the documentary.
"Shut Up & Drive" :P
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:57 amby swampette
Sparkie wrote:swampette wrote:Yuck...don't get me started on George Bush....what a tosser...... :evil: :evil:
here here
Yeah....that's "hear hear" Sparkie...since we're so caught up on spelling on the Mini website!!! :roll:
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:33 pmby Sparkie
swampette wrote:Yeah....that's "hear hear" Sparkie...since we're so caught up on spelling on the Mini website!!! :roll:
true for what alvie said.. she thinks she owns the place ! :roll:
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:49 pmby swampette
I don't own it...I just RULE it!!
ol:
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:35 pmby Sparkie
Maybe a slight bit old , but its good none the less....
What have Liverpool and a 3-pin plug got in common
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They're ~~~~ all good in Europe !
Posted:
Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:47 pmby Colin
dont work in europe perhaps :?:
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:39 pmby madbrummie
i think that one is slightly more accurate with Arsenal, Chelsea and Man U! At least we got there!
There was one the other day which was a pic of the bus to be used in the parade had Liverpool won! That was funny!