jokes

[minipete]

just found this
http://www.dataphone.se/~fixer/jokes.htm

some jokes about minis

peter

[irlmin]

Brilliant Peter , I love the 'Joe Lucas Prince of darkness one ' how true .
Gerard

[AidenL]

ol: ol: ol:

[irlmin]

Ok Here is another .

A Jamacian Fireman came home from work one day and said to his Wife . Ya Now Stumpin Womon , We have a wondeeful new system at de station .
Bell 1 rings ---- We put on our jackets
Bell 2 rings ---- We slide down da pole
Bell 3 rings ---- We jump on dee engine and is reddy ta go

So fram now on Womon when I says
Bell 1 You strip Naked
Bell 2 You jump on da bed
Bell 3 We mek da love all da nite long .

So next night the intrepid Fireman comes home and says to his wife
Bell 1 -- and she strips off
Bell2 -- She jumps on da bed
Bell 3-- De start to make love

But after a few minutes da Wife shouts 'Bell 4 '
WOMON shouts the fireman whats Bell 4 ?
She replies ROLL OUT MORE HOSE MON , YA IS NOWHERE NEAR DA FIRE !!!

[minidragon]

A reporter was asking the Manger of a Mental asylum how do you choose who stays or who go's so the manger says we fill a bath and ask the person to empty the bath with a spoon a teacup or a bucket. The Repoter said the
bucket because its bigger than the spoon or the teacup . no said the manager
sane people would pull the plug now would you like a room with a view :!:

[1lightningd]

ol: ol: ol:

[Owen]

McGreggor - the Fence-Builder

A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

Old Man speaks; "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that
fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with
me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me
McGreggor-the Fence-Builder? Nooooo!"

Then the old man gestured at the bar.

"Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed
that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own
hard labor, for eight days. But do they call me McGreggor-the Bar
Builder? Nooooooo!"

Then the old man points out the window.

"Eh, Laddy, look out to sea... Do ya see that pier that stretches out
as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me
back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McGreggor-the
Pier-Builder? Nooooo!"

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is
paying attention and says: " But ya f*ck one goat... "

[Owen]

A man pulled up next to a little boy walking home from school and said
"If you get in, I'll give you a lypop." The boy kept walking.

Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with
me and I'll give you two lypops." He kept his eyes on the sidewalk
and continued on his way.

The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of
lypops!"

Finally, the boy turned and said "Look Daddy, YOU bought the PT Cruiser, YOU ride in it!!!"

[Owen]

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the
currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one guy in
front of me...

The guy in front of me was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated.... He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen today I get hundat eighty?? Why it change?" The teller says "Fluctuations."

The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people too!".

[irlmin]

A man pulled up next to a little boy walking home from school and said
"If you get in, I'll give you a lypop." The boy kept walking.

Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with
me and I'll give you two lypops." He kept his eyes on the sidewalk
and continued on his way.

The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of
lypops!"

Finally, the boy turned and said "Look Daddy, YOU bought the PT Cruiser, YOU ride in it!!!"

Alvin will love that one .